Installing Cachet on Ubuntu 14.04

I recently came across an amazing piece of open-source software called Cachet for dashboarding system statuses! James Brooks at Alt-Three has done a really great job with development but the documentation is still a bit lacking for those less familiar with Linux. Therefore I've put together a start-to-finish guide for getting Cachet up and running in 20 minutes! Or you can just skip to the end of the post to download a ready-to-go VMware VMDK